America, let's step it up a notch

The name "Princess" was ranked 748 in the 1,000 most popular baby names in America for 2004.

My name (Thea) did not make the cut for any of the last 25 years.


Lord FluffyBunny said...

Are you saying that your parents should have named you Princess Thea?

Hey, then you could average the scores of the two names and get a ranking of 748 plus x divided by infinity (the sum of all names), which approaches the reciprocal of infinity, which itself approaches zero. Unless x is very large, in which case your aggregate score would approach infinity instead of zero.

Or you could change your name to Bob.

Thea said...

Oh heavens no! I was just thinking it's a dern shame that people name their children "Princess" at all. Seriously. It's just wrong.